do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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