She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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