You made me cry and you don't even care
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Use "feeling words"
Yay
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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