shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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