I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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