Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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