do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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