sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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