He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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