And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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