I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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