Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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