About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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