i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
there is glitter all over my balls
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