He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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