i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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