if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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