Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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