You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
