Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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