420 ftw
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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