I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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