K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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