Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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