sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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