Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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