question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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