When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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