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(845): View more from New York

i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen

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(760): View more from California

when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.

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(281): View more from Texas

Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

he fucked my hip out of place.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.

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(317): View more from Indiana

He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.

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(806): View more from Texas

Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??

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