Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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