So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I have demons in me.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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