You're earring is so big in my mouth
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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