We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize
