When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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