love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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