I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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