i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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