Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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