these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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