the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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