Need sex. Gaining weight.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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