The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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