problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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