Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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