OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
you traded sex for a burrito?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
How's work?
Spinning.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
