Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i dont even know how to be here
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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