If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
So. Much. Porn.
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