Is it normal to miss your booty call?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Randomize
