i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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