How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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