if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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