I'm lost and stupid without you.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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