meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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