All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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